Thing 1. Mononucleosis:
Well, it's not cool. It's boring.
Thing 2. Facebook:
Since I've been so bored, I finally joined. I found out that I know 55 people--which actually isn't very many.
Also, I think it is weird that everytime one of those people say or do anying, it shows up on my page. My little sister--the grand high empress of facebook--assures me that this is normal.
So while it WAS cool to come in contact with people I haven't seen since high school, I still feel as if I am somehow missing the point.
Thing 3. Marriage.
Thanks to Facebook, I now realize that 97% of my high school class is now married. Most with 1.75 children. Really, I think I saw 4 people who are not.
As for my own marriage, we've had to bump the date back to October. (See Thing 1.)
See, it's all related somehow.
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Did you actually calculate those marriage/children statistics, or just take a guess?
I guessed. And I probably guessed high. But I was feeling rather...hyperbolic.
I'm feeling kind of parabolic myself...
Hope the mono is on the decline. If there's anything I can do with wedding plans let me for sure!
Thing #1 - I'm not the grand empress of facebook, but thanks.
Thing #2 - You're a goof and I laugh really hard at you. Just kidding, I laugh with you, of course.
Hey you don't have mono anymore, hurray for you! Stupid facebook. I sold my soul for britney spears. (a girl at work said she would burn all of her cds if I joined). Though it does give me something to do. But I feel like a big loser.
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