My day of salvation has arrived. May 23rd has come and gone, and I am no longer responsible for 25 2nd graders.
But, just for kicks, I thought I would post about the gremlins one more time.
Here are a list of quotes I collected in the last few days of class.
#1 J: How can you tell if turtles are girls or boys?
JL: Girls have eye lashes.
#2 A: They put ear rings on that Kangaroo.
JE: NO!
A: Yes, just like the ear rings that cows have.
#3 M: I've kissed a dolphin before and it kissed me. (Scandalized out cries from friends.) But I ONLY kissed it on the cheek!
#4 D: Miss H, my story is not just narrative, it's informative-narrative because I told everyone facts about killer bunnies. The worst bunny is a killer bunny.
#5 JB: You know how there are pedicures and manicures? Well, what are womanicures?
I do not expect anyone to actually be interested in this blog. It just felt like a nice finishing touch.
Gremlins, adieu!
4 comments:
We should play the game killer bunnies. But pretend that we are saving the bunnies and not killing them. For real.
Congratulations star! I'm glad you're done!
Bunnies? Did I hear something about bunnies? Whatever it is, I'm in.
Killer bunnies are the worst kind of bunnies. I was always afraid that I would get attacked by a rapid rabbit because Sara told me of a story where a president was out on a boat and this rabid rabbit jumped into the water and swam after him to attack him. And my dad said it's a true story. Those rabbits are crazy.
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