Sunday, July 19, 2009

Carnage

So, I am now joining the ranks of people who write entire blog posts about their pets.

These are the cats.


There's Dannon, the two-face ninja cat.

And Morgan, almost-black pirate cat.

Right up until a few weeks ago I would have filled this post with stories of their idiosyncrasies (cuz man, they've got them), but now I find that the most prominent characteristic that comes to mind when I think about my cats has changed.

Now I think about death.

The cats have declared war.

On mice.

The whole problem began several months ago. Russ found the cats throwing a dead mouse through the air in the living room. (Brings to mind killer whales and baby seals.)

We've had our problems off and on, but I'm sad to report that it has escalated.

I've been home from Idaho for less than a week. In that time, the cats have brought in 9 LIVE mice. They no longer are interested in killing them. They carry them in unscathed and then chase them through the house. One evening last week, the mouse escaped! It hid under the couches until all of the furniture in the living room was turned on end, and we were patrolling with a broom, dust pan, and leather gloves.

We've learned that the quickest way to get rid of the mice is to actually pick them up! We keep a pair of leather gloves in the living room, and I've become quite adept at snagging the mouse, pinning it between my hands, and hauling it outside to dump it someplace where the cats aren't just going to turn around and bring it back in.

You're probably wondering why we kept letting them go outside if this was such a problem. Honestly, I kept thinking, "Well, how many mice can live in one back yard?"

Russ has started locking them out of the house at night.

Now, these same cats are capable of being nice, calm, relatively quiet creatures.




They don't seem like blood-thirsty serial killers.

But we're getting a little tired finding mouse heads on the garage floor.

2 comments:

Mike and Judy said...

New family rule - check your mouse at the door. Ick.Better a mouse head in the garage than a live one under the couch!

Megan and Kenny said...

at least they aren't killing your pet mice (if you had any that is).
Here in Denver we had a huge two day blizzard. When it was over I was walking from the car towards the dumpster and all around the dumpster was festering with huge mice/rats. The wall behind the dumpster, (the wall that goes around it) was a hole because the mice were spilling out of it. Kenny and I stood there and were completly freaked out. Since then I've had a hard time throughing garbage in the dumpster because I'm pretty sure I'm going to get eaten alive from a RoUS. (Rat of unusual size)