Monday, August 21, 2006

Dead Animals

I watch things die a lot. It's not on purpose. There is a television stationed above my counter at work, and it's constantly playing shows about hunting and fishing. At first I didn't notice it much, but yesterday I realized how many deaths I had witnessed in one sitting. I counted 11 deer, 4 turkeys, 14 geese, 5 pheasants, 8 fish, and a bear. Grand total: 43 dead animals.

If this keeps up, am I putting myself at risk for becoming a serial killer?

5 comments:

Bryant said...

How many hours was that over? I think it's important to know your average death per minute counts.

Ronnie said...

Where the heck do you work?

*star said...

At a sportsman's store. Hunting, fishing, camping, backpacking, etc.

Russ said...

And reloading. Don'te forget reloading. That's my favorite.

Megan and Kenny said...

You just watched, think about how many animals my brothers have killed. Sometimes I worry that they may go crazy and kill everyone. Sometimes I ask Kenny if he's a serial killer, especially after watching Dexter.