I went to Sea World with my family a few years ago. It was there that I discovered my rather inexplicable fascination with...
Okay, so they are not the most exciting animals, but when I watched them sail through the water like giant swimming blimps, I couldn't help myself. I started envisioning a huge manatee tank in my backyard. I could feed them heads of cabbage, and try to hang onto them as they turn over in the water. It's like swimming with the dolphins but in slow motion.
For the record, if I had a pet manatee I would name him Fatty Lumpkin.
But since I cannot afford a manatee, I decided that I would have to sponsor one instead.
One step closer to my dream, baby.