"Well, gee... thanks. Tupperware. How... underwhelming."
"I'll wave it around a little bit. Just to humor you."
"...WAIT..."
"You mean I can bang this stuff repeatedly on my high chair AND throw it on the floor?"
"AND I CAN WEAR IT AS A HAT?!?!"
"THIS IS THE BEST THING THAT HAS EVER HAPPENED TO ME! YOU HAVE GOT TO TRY THIS!!!!"
